Because we are awesome and we can

I'm so excited to have Alyn living with us again! We can cause so much trouble now that her devious mind has joined our consortium of mischief.

~~Wynn

Indeed! My penchant for chaos and destruction rivals that of the legendary Aria and Nona in their teenage years. In days to come we shall lure my dear cousin to the dark side. Victory is upon us, sisters!

~~Alyn

Y'all are ridiculous... that's almost as bad as "Come sisters! Let us leave this place in a manner most Wiccan!"

~~Anne

"Text your mom to come pick us up."!!!!

~~Cambri

Hey, we're not that bad. Anyway, since when did you become all serious, and such?

~~Alyn

Anne's just pissed because she's in "old cat lady" mode. She's convinced that she'll remain single and unsatisfied forever.

~~Wynn

Hehehe!

~~Cambri

What's that about, Cambri?

~~Wynn

Oh, nothing... I'm sure you'll figure it out in time :P

~~Cambri

Right... whatever.... So, are you in on our devious plans to corrupt Michael?

~~Wynn

The cute new guy? YES! OMG! This will be so much fun! :D

~~Cambri

He's gonna be tough to crack. That kid IS the buckle of the Bible belt. Pretty much every stereotype of fundie Christians I've ever heard exists in him. Hell, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know about sex, or that boys and girls have different body parts....

~~Alyn

O.O Seriously?!?! We must rectify this! Get that boy some porn!

~~Cambri

Y'all do realize that you're sitting right next to each other at the same computer, typing your conversation into a blog post instead of actually speaking, right?

~~Anne

Yes.

~~Alyn, Cambri, Wynn

Y'all are fucking insane....

~~Anne

Says the keyboard hijacker...

~~Wynn

Well, fuck you, Wynn :P

~~Anne

*Giggles, then runs off to the other room to laugh hysterically*

~~Cambri

What was that about?

~~Alyn

Umm....

~~Wynn

Yeah... umm... well... Splunge.

~~Anne