Wednesday, May 25, 2011


Cambri just posted about how someone's getting laid every day in this house. Well, it ain't me. Despite what everyone seems to think, I'm still a virgin. That's right, I did not have sex with Gilbert! Good thing, too. He was a misogynistic asshole. Much like his father was, or so I've heard.

But still, I'm sick of being single. I'm the only one (other than Cambri and the little kids) who is. But finding someone is the hard part. Whenever someone finds out about my family, they think either that I'm Mormon or that I'm a sinful pervert. I am DEFINITELY NOT Mormon. I suppose sinful pervert is subject to interpretation. If believing that consenting adults can do whatever they want (so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of others) makes one a sinful pervert, then I guess I am one.


Feeling rather evil

I am not your average 14 year old girl. I'm training to become a midwife. As such, I know more about sex than most people who have it. I can tell you all the gory details about baby making, from foreplay to labor and beyond. Because of this, I don't fit in too well with most girls my age. I don't giggle at words like "vagina" and "penis." Sex is just a normal part of everyday life. Especially in this house....

I can't recall a single day since I moved in here that someone wasn't getting laid. But I guess that's what happens when you get together a bunch of people with really high sex drives. Of course, most people don't think that's too weird. It's when they find out about the "sleeping arrangements" that they get confused.

So, we have 11 people who are currently in relationships. Four men, seven women. All the men are straight. Two of the women are lesbians. You do the math.

I moved here five years ago. I was nine years old, had never known my parents, and knew more about sex than a lot of adults. I was a perfect fit for this family. Of course.... the adoption agency didn't think so!


Sunday, May 22, 2011


Well, it's about time I introduced myself. My name is Kevin. As the title of this post indicates, I'm Welsh. Which usually leads to me being the butt of jokes.... But we have a good laugh.

I am a musician. Put any instrument in my hand and I can play it. I also sing and dance. I'll do anything that involves creative expression. Beyond that, there really isn't much more to say. Nearly everything else I do is an extension of my creativity.