Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Feeling rather evil

I am not your average 14 year old girl. I'm training to become a midwife. As such, I know more about sex than most people who have it. I can tell you all the gory details about baby making, from foreplay to labor and beyond. Because of this, I don't fit in too well with most girls my age. I don't giggle at words like "vagina" and "penis." Sex is just a normal part of everyday life. Especially in this house....

I can't recall a single day since I moved in here that someone wasn't getting laid. But I guess that's what happens when you get together a bunch of people with really high sex drives. Of course, most people don't think that's too weird. It's when they find out about the "sleeping arrangements" that they get confused.

So, we have 11 people who are currently in relationships. Four men, seven women. All the men are straight. Two of the women are lesbians. You do the math.

I moved here five years ago. I was nine years old, had never known my parents, and knew more about sex than a lot of adults. I was a perfect fit for this family. Of course.... the adoption agency didn't think so!


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